From Blah to Brilliant: The Essay Glow-Up Blog
- Sabia Kalam
- Apr 9
- 3 min read
Common Struggles + 5 Real Fixes (from one stressed writer to another)
Let’s be real: writing essays can feel like trying to look cool while tripping over your shoelace in public. You know what you want to say—but the words just aren’t cooperating.
Somehow, what was supposed to be a powerful argument sounds more like… your Wi-Fi router’s user manual.
If you’ve ever read your own paragraph and gone, “What even is this?” — this blog is for you.
Let’s tackle some of the most common essay headaches, and how to fix them without crying into your snack bowl.
Challenge 1: The Intro is Boring (And You Know It)
You’re staring at your screen, typing and deleting the same five words. Everything sounds like it belongs on a cereal box.
Fix: Start with a Spark
Your intro should feel like a movie trailer—not a tax form. Try opening with:
A question: “What if your phone was rewriting your brain?”
A bold claim: “We’re not addicted to screens—we’re married to them.”
A weird fact: “Goldfish have longer attention spans than most humans. Ouch.”
Challenge 2: It Sounds Like Someone Else Wrote It
You read it back and think, “Who… wrote this? Certainly not me.”
Fix: Let Your Voice Breathe
Imagine explaining the topic to your friend who only half-listens. Be clear, smart, and just a little bit you. You don’t have to sound like a robot professor. You can say things like:
“This matters because…”
“Here’s the deal…”
“What people miss is…” Keep it professional, but make it human. Like you with your best manners.
Challenge 3: It’s a Mess (No Offense)
You wrote a bunch… but it’s kind of everywhere. There’s no flow, just vibes.
Fix: Create a “Mini Roadmap”
Before diving into the writing, list 3–4 main points you want to hit. Even if it’s messy at first. Think of your essay like a road trip:
Where are we starting?
What stops are we making?
Where are we going?
Structure helps ideas actually make sense (to your reader and to you).
Challenge 4: Lazy Paragraphs
You know the ones. They take up space, say almost nothing, and hope no one notices.
Fix: Wake Them Up with PEEL
Think of each paragraph like a mini TED Talk:
Point – What are you saying?
Evidence – Back it up.
Explanation – Why it matters.
Link – Tie it back to your argument.
If your paragraph isn’t doing anything… it’s got to go or glow.
Challenge #5: The First Draft is a Hot Mess
You got to the end and now you’re re-reading your work like
Fix: Edit Like You’re Judging a Bake-Off
You’re not being mean—you’re just making it better. First pass: Check for sense. Second: Cut out the fluff. Third: Polish those awkward sentences till they shine. And yes—reading out loud works wonders (you’ll hear weird stuff you didn’t even notice).
You’re not just fixing words—you’re turning a rough sketch into a masterpiece.
Bonus Tip: Titles Matter More Than You Think“Essay #3” isn’t doing you any favors. Make it fun, bold, or intriguing.
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Final Pep Talk:
Your essay doesn’t need to win a Pulitzer. It just needs to sound like a person with a brain, a voice, and a little bit of flair.
You don’t need to be perfect. You just need to be clear, confident, and—dare I say—a little bit brilliant.
So, What’s the Takeaway?
Your essay doesn’t have to read like a sleep aid. With a few smart tweaks—and a dash of your personality—you can turn “meh” into “heck yes.”
Will every sentence be perfect the first time? Nope. Will you still occasionally want to throw your laptop into a river? Probably. But now? Now you’ve got the tools to wrestle that essay into something you’re actually proud of.
So go forth. Channel your inner word wizard. ✨Make it bold. ✨Make it clear. ✨Make it you.
And if all else fails… Add snacks, blast a study playlist, and remember: even Beyoncé edits her drafts.*
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